Short Handled String Bag
The ultimate fashion accessory for the string vest enthusiast. Show off your nips and ‘neeps* at the same time.
For the rest of us, no doubt revulsed by the above mental imagery, (and adding another layer of clothing as an extra barrier of modesty against that assault on the imagination), a string bag is a great way to hold your naked (packaging free) produce and show it off in all its glory. Food should be naturist by nature, so let your vegetables loose and carry them home without smothering them in society’s expectations of what a vegetable should look like and what it can wear.
Free the neeps*!
*turnips and/or swedes
Made from 100% organic cotton, this string bag has short handles, making it easy to carry. (Especially if you have long arms or short legs. Or both for any apes out there.) Keep one in your pocket, your bag or your car for the convenience and so you’ll never have to buy another damn plastic bag again.